ROYCE: Look at all the bagels falling from the sky.
MEATBALL: What does it all mean?
GURU: War is beginning.
BAGEL JOE: Here is the location of the desert island! Go there and capture Royce, Fred, and Meatball, my freshly baked army of Bagels! Go! GO! GO!
In Guru's cave
FRED: What is it, Guru?
GURU: I felt as if thousands of bagels flew into the sky, and were suddenly silenced.
ROYCE: That's kind of weird.
MEATBALL: Maybe you had too much of that lasagna.
GURU: It is starting to rain. Here, let me take you to my cave.
In the cave
MEATBALL: This place is groovy!
ROYCE: Uh, it's just a cave.
GURU: Ah, you are wrong, my friend. Watch me pull this lever to unviel a complete multi-media entertainment center!
FRED: Oooo. Aaah.
ROYCE: Well, what do we know about this island that we didn't know when we got here?
FRED: Well, I've been all the way around, and I havn't seen any other islands or coasts from here. We're pretty isolated.
ROYCE: Okay. Meatball, what did you find?
MEATBALL: I found this guru.
ROYCE: Meatball! Put him back!
GURU: No, it is fine. I have not seen anyone on this island since . . . well, ever.
FRED: How did you get here?
GURU: Well, see, I went on this three hour tour . . .
BAGEL JOE: Hmm. That Cats wants me to use my army of bagels to serve his purposes. Who does he think I am? Some sort of lackey? I will send my minions to the desert island upon which his three opponents reside to capture them, but after they are captured I will not give them over to Cats. If my resoucres are to be used, then I will be the one to gain the benfits! I will be trodden upon no more. From this day forward, Bagel Joe is second to no one!
CATS: Hmm. This isn't working out as well as I planned. I was hoping they would come here, to the moon, but instead they are now trapped upon a desert isle.
BLORE: Yeah, I hate it when that happens.
CATS: I know! I will contact my evil ally, Bagel Joe, to send his army of freshly baked goods to the island to capture Royce, Fred, and Meatball.
BLORE: I know a plan when I hear one. Let me go too.
CATS: Hmm...wait! You almost tricked me! I forgot that you are my prisoner.
ROYCE: Well, we're trapped on a desert island. How utterly convienient.
FRED: Well, look on the bright side. At least we got away from those bagels.
MEATBALL: But I wanted to eat one.
ROYCE: Ack! We're all insane!